Thursday, July 30, 2009

continuosly having literature crush on mr dutch

http://www.sweet-juniper.com/2009/07/they-drag-kids-to-dinner-parties.html

no seriously

No, seriously, why's everyone upset that Bryce Dallas Howard is Twilight's new Victoria? Wouldn’t she be seriously awesome? She is, right now, the one true reason I MIGHT consider watching Twilight 2. I guess this is how one would know one is most definitely NOT a Twilight fan. Not even close. (Bryce Dallas Howard is KICKASS! people!)

And to the girl who commented on the rumor that Drew Barrymore could be directing Twilight: Sparkling Sunlight Vampires 2, and wrote something like "she was in E.T. before I was even born!!! NOOOOO" complete with misspells, ...

Oh honey. You need to find a hobby. Something OTHER than watching Twilight: The Vampire Who Watches While You Were Sleeping: CREEPY and reading Twilight(s): Why You So Pasty. Okay sweetie?

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

cursed

I regret to say pfftt is also now in danger.

 

It’s like a curse!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

said

Said out loud: I should take up cross-stitching! Maybe it will help me calm down.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

help

Maybe I need

 

  1. to be less sensitive
  2. get a new hobby
  3. get a new job
  4. get more friends
  5. to leave things be
  6. to just do other things
  7. to just BE

Monday, July 20, 2009

genius

www.gemmacorrell.com

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

see, smiling with glee

Me: when I was a wee lad all I ever wanted was one, to become an actress particularly playing the role of the other half of the solo twins, and two, to become a published writer. So when news that LC's book made New York Times bestseller list for two weeks broke I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER.

My friend: um, you're spitting when you said LC's name.

M: it's just your imagination! Maybe it's raining a little. Seriously I am OVERCOME WITH JOY. Can’t you see my smile?

Mf: you're... baring your teeth.

M: no, see? SMILING. WITH GLEE.

Mf: stop it! You’re scaring me!

M: well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Now, if you'll excuse me, I’d like to go and SMASH THINGS. VIOLENTLY, WHILE BEING ENVELOPED IN BLISS.

Mf: I’ll just stay here, beside the phone, in case of any emergencies(mine).

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

audrey is love

http://hivingout.blogspot.com/2009/07/deer-audrey.html#comments

<3

http://www.dooce.com/daily-photo/2009/07/14/siblings

Monday, July 13, 2009

Feeling SO BORED right now.