i was reading old emails...

True story:

 

Girl was hanging out in a bar by herself. A dude came up.

 

Dude: I like your dress.

Girl: do you want to have it?

Dude: …

(dude tries again)Dude: (feeling the dress material) nice material…

Girl: are you gay?

 

Dude disappeared and nowhere to be seen for the rest of the night.

 

Girl ROCKS IS AWESOME SO MUCH LOVES. (retold to my friend a couple of years ago. I do not know what is up with the girl now.)