funnier

voice in head 1: omgauze he is dead! should i cry? but i don't know him KNOW him, you know?

 

voice in head 2: dude, you cried for three days after E.T went home. i think you're allowed to shed a few tears over the demise of the king of pop.

 

vih1: i love some of his songs, it'll be sad now whenever i listen to them.

 

voice in head 3: islands in the stream is your favorite song, how come you're not sad whenever you sing it?

 

vih2: WHAT?

 

vih1: DUDE, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! and kenny rogers is not dead yet!

 

vih3: two doesn't know about this? and he isn't? oh. and, oooops.

 

vih1: two doesn't because IT WAS OUR SECRET!

 

vih2: ... I AM EMBARRASSED FOR ALL OF US. ALL. OF. US.

 

vih3: ...

 

vih1: ...

 

vih1: ... i mean, it's a catchy song!