why i am.

"i mean, i don't get it: he's not a loser or a nerd, he can hold a conversation, and not bad-looking either."
"i know!"
"oh hey- it's like describing me. heee."
"except, take out not bad-looking."
"i know, right?"
"and add 'psychotic'."
"okay, i DEFINITELY know why I AM."
"heeee."