literature happiness

DAWN SCHAFER REPLIED MY TWITTER OMGAUZE

 

We are both recycling warrior princess. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (wait did I just called me a princess? Huh)

 

OMGAUZE

 

Btw ash redfern’s tweets are gross and obvs an impostor. His lady is rashel Jordan. Which is a lie.

*wolf-whistle

http://www.purseblog.com/hermes/hermes-jypsiere.html

 

nicely shaped. (wow look at me wax lyrical)

 

guess what!

I’m still broke.

no padawan for you!!!!! NO!!

No I’m sorry you can’t simply use the J word. No no no I am deeply offended.

hana

http://lookbook.nu/user/113803-Hana-T?w

 

a truly great inspiration for muslimah-wear. But she’s gorgeously GORGEOUS anything would look good on her, but on me I’d look like a freak who should really just stay at home and stop trying so hard.

*tear

cause it sounded better.

I think for the longest time I thought max azria was max azAria.

what in tarnation

OHMAGAHD WHAT IS THIS BUZZ THING THE ONLY BUZZ I KNOW IS ALDRIN AND LIGHTYEAR $)_#*@$&#)$*+(@#+#(_

 

 

-old laydee with cats living next door

stop it

God, facebook, why are you constantly changing?

 

 

gawk

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-hem-tape.htm

 

there are such things… the world is a miracle!!!

15 to my 22

 

Have you discovered www.pamie.com? You should.

 

How i discovered Pamie:

Years ago me and my friend were the only ones watching The West Wing. One night he couldn't so he told me to watch (I think it was a season finale) and tell him what happened. I watched, but I couldn’t tell him what happened because I don't understand much? Because I’m not American? So I took to Yahoo Search(it was days of yore) and found recaps on MightybigTV. I gave him the link but he refused to read because it was pages long, and was all "Just tell me what happened! In your own words!! GOURD!!"

From then onwards MightybigTV, and then TelevisionWithoutPity, became my best friend. Pamie was a writer on twop, and one of the shows she recapped was Gilmore Girls. I love her to death.

 

Why I love Pamie:

1. As a writer she is very, very creative, and i am always inspired in the more than one ways she could tell a story

2. She has cats.

3. She has written 2 books and a third is coming out

4. She ran the marathon and is a derby roller girl. Kick. Ass.

 

Currently she is writing/reviewing about letters she wrote when she was 15. This series is so, so, so, so, good. It’s hilarious to the nth-degree, but the best part is while you're laughing, you have also been there, which means that you're actually laughing at yourself. Oh, mighty fine times.

 

Anyway, people sometimes asks me how I write (they don't really; I just imagine that they do. I have a very active imagination. Very. Active), the truth is, I read twop a lot, a lot lot, so actually I just copy their style. I don't have my own style. It all belongs to other people. Now that this secret is out I shall desist writing. But who has time to write (or meet new people, or get out of the house) anyway because I am planning to read fifty books this year. Five-oh, like Hawaii.

 

A scene:

Mom: when are you getting married?

 

Me: mom! I’m reading fifty books this year! You know! <i>priorities!</i>

ME

http://warmgun.tumblr.com/post/365527625/stfuconservatives-birminghamdrunk-pluseyes

 

heee made me smile

awwwwhhhhhh

http://sweetjuniperwoodcraft.blogspot.com/2010/01/giant-totoro.html

 

who also has the best wife/mom to his kids, ever.

phwoar

http://sweetjuniperwoodcraft.blogspot.com/2010/01/unlicensed-lion-king-playset.html

 

this guy is seriously like the best dad ever.

damn those eagle eye repeats

My password is now indianajones. I thought of shia lebouf but I really don’t know how to spell his name so better not risk it.

 

Would you have thought this day would come? (shia on mind). Neither did i.

 

(also, eagle eye scared the HECK out of me like war of the worlds. technologyDONOTWANT)

 

oh... my... gosh.

Dear self,

 

Guess what! You’re broke. For this month. I am SO NOT EVEN kidding.

 

*shakes head*,

Self.

ACUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just found these:

 

http://twitter.com/maryanne_spier

 

http://twitter.com/Liz_Wakefield

 

http://twitter.com/brucepatman

 

LOL oh, so LOL

crush

http://www.wikstenmade.bigcartel.com/product/winter-plaid-top

 

love this sooo much

GRRRRRR ARRRRR

http://shannoneileenblog.typepad.com/happiness-is/2010/02/the-lost-season-premiere-tonight.html

WOW

Charlie salinger is OLD OLD OLD

Seeing these pictures makes me want to smash things violently. Seriously jack STILL likes kate?

Grrrrr arrrrrrr

I’ve stopped following Lost a millyun years ago but feelings, they bubble up, the years don’t matter, do they?

(look at E.L's gun's though. ENVY)

JTT gone where?

Last night I dreamt about JTT. There was also the presence of Jonathan Brandis, he was my brother. Who was in the army. Or something. I was the kid who’s name was a cross between Brian Austin Green and Sean Austin. The kid in the last action hero(weird…) There were baseballs, and I threw it and it landed in some sort of a lake? And JTT’s sister made me get it from beneath a bridge. My jeans got wet. And then I had to run to meet my girlfriend(??)

I think this dream was brought by watching Snow Day on HBO(shampoo the whale. Gourd that was funny). Remember when America made feel-good kid films? There used to be a lot. I don’t know if there are any anymore. Those kids used to be in Big Bopper and Bop, I knew them all. I wonder who are the kid/teenage stars in those magazines now?(and Tiger Beat!) I think mostly are musical stars; the twilighters, Taylor Swift, Jo Bros…

Speaking of JoBros, damnmysoftwomanheartbecauseithinkthey’renotsobadnow.

imeanthatnickissarealcutie. of course he had to be the youngest, of course.

Also, last Sunday I led a young padawan to an untimely lost of an uno game. It was accidental, but still. A wannabe recluse, cat lady and apparently, mean to kids. The transformation is almost complete!!!!

Oh and one more thing: how hot was josh Duhamel in termin – TRANSFORMER ??? I seriously have a hard time accepting shia lebouf(sp?). I saw eagle eye and all I could do was yell “RUN LOUIS RUN FREAKING RUN”