Wednesday, September 2, 2009

dear BHX6579

Honestly BHX6579, I don’t freaking understand why you continue to fail at parking within the box of a parking space. You are not a storm, or a Mercedes, or a bmw 1000 series (I fail at recognizing cars, times a million), you are a dinky little tiny car with plenty of spaces to spare inside a parking space box. And yet your accomplishment rate of successfully easing into the four lines is practically non-existent. Why, I beseech thee, WHY??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? You cause me great grievances whenever I aim to park next to you, because there hath empty space, with ease of movement into it, but you halted me in my advances. Thus, I hate your parking skills with a passion.

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