funnier

voice in head 1: omgauze he is dead! should i cry? but i don't know him KNOW him, you know?

 

voice in head 2: dude, you cried for three days after E.T went home. i think you're allowed to shed a few tears over the demise of the king of pop.

 

vih1: i love some of his songs, it'll be sad now whenever i listen to them.

 

voice in head 3: islands in the stream is your favorite song, how come you're not sad whenever you sing it?

 

vih2: WHAT?

 

vih1: DUDE, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! and kenny rogers is not dead yet!

 

vih3: two doesn't know about this? and he isn't? oh. and, oooops.

 

vih1: two doesn't because IT WAS OUR SECRET!

 

vih2: ... I AM EMBARRASSED FOR ALL OF US. ALL. OF. US.

 

vih3: ...

 

vih1: ...

 

vih1: ... i mean, it's a catchy song!

OH TARGET

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the struggle within

Voice in head 1: omgauze he’s dead… should I cry? But I don’t even know him KNOW him.

 

Voice in head 2: dude, you cried for three days after E.T went home. I think you’re allowed to shed a few tears over the demise of the king of pop.

J-head

I dreamt that Jughead likes me. Guess I should lay off the Archie Double Digests, huh?

 

Charles Frazier’s A Cold Mountain: Yes! Yes! And start reading me again! I am not THAT borzzZZZzzzZZZZ

the better

top 10 reasons i should be a hermit

 

society demands that i be married and i am failing to deliver

some people hate me i do not know why; i haven't been mean to them

i am no longer friendly

i am a horrible story teller

i don't make the funnies anymore

i don't want to go out into the world and encounter misused 's and okays

i disapprove of people a lot

i no longer watch tv

i don't want to encounter people who love megan fox

there are magnets in perth that says "the more people i met the better i like my cats" and that is totally me.

happen-stance

happenings i hate

 

1. when there is nothing else to say, ok appears

2. when i send married guys messages or comments, they don't respond. dude, i know your wife and kids are your life and all that hallmark stuffs but manners, it's just good manners. and trust me, i am so not flirting.