post-oscar

i dreamt that i was at the oscars and right after i accepted an award i went looking for the toilet. when i got back to my seat the person in front of me was all,"where were you!(hissing)" and i was, "uh? i had to go?" and she said, "you're not supposed to go by yourself! you were supposed to wait for the person to take you!" and, she had a point. because i got lost on the way back and had taken a longer, confusing route. but all i said was, "but i HAD TO GO!!!"